Lyrics

BONNIE GETS A BOOK DEAL

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You got to lock down the province
Come on, sort your graphs better
Pull yourself back together
Maybe you want too much cash?
Better... call, call, Pfizer
When you gonna learn the science? Yeah
You’re a politician
Don’t become one of Donald’s children.

Bonnie gets a book deal
then flakes out on COVID-19
As I watched it on the stream,
somehow it really bothered me
Can’t drink in any bars in town
to understand your vaccine policy

Infectious diseases?

My life is hanging upside down
I need 2 shots so I won’t drown
Ooh yeah - Corona’s raging all around
And we need someone to slow it down

Horgan wished her happiness
While we get nothing but this stress
You pick your pandemic dress
Super spread in their recess

ICUs full of real pain
While you watch B.C. complain
But ya DO IT anyway...
Who am I, am I to say?

Bonnie gets a book deal
then flakes out on COVID-19
As I watched it on the stream,
somehow it really bothered me
Can’t drink in any bars in town
to understand your vaccine policy

Infectious diseases!

My life is hanging upside down
I need 2 shots so I won’t drown
Ooh yeah I wish she’d shut the schools all down
And we need mandates to slow it down

If there's one thing that makes me sick
it’s when someone puts our health behind politics
I wish quarantine would go by fast,
but somehow they manage to make it last

Ooh yeah - My veins are clotting up and down
Long Covid ain’t no kids’ playground
Ooh yeah - variants breaking all around
And we need testing to slow it down

Oh no - Our elders die, you fuck around
We can see your ego on ultrasound
You say be kind be safe be calm
Wish you’d be smart be strong or be gone

Media

Bonnie Gets A Book Deal

Bedtime for Bonnie('s job)

Wear a mask you idiot!

Flaking out on COVID-19

Watching BC complain.

This is fine.

Bonnie's safe. Are you?

We can see your ego on ultrasound

About

In the past year in BC, COVID-19 killed 1,397 people & infected at least 86,867 others.

The response by the Public Health Officer, Dr. Bonnie Henry, Premier John Horgan, & Minister of Health, Adrian Dix, has been ineffective at best – ignoring science, clinical data, & other countries' outcomes, in favor of weak half-measures & the priority of business over lives.

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